A Los Angeles judge has set a court date for a woman named Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks who is suing P. Diddy (Sean Combs) for $1 trillion, alleging he was the one who caused 9/11. Turks also claims the rapper/producer stole a poker chip from her worth “100 zillions of dollars” and that they have a son together named Cornelius Wilson who is now 23 years old.
Billboard reports that Turks was denied a restraining order against Combs, but the judge will listen to her case on January 31 where she’ll ask for $900 billion dollars in child support and $100 billion dollars for “loss of income.”
According to Turks’ papers, “[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. He put my baby in a wheelchair.
“Plus I won a lot of money at the casino in Mississippi and Sean P. Diddy Combs has my chip to my money. I heard he gave it to Gwen Allen to hold but she can not cash it in. I want my chip please help me. it’s well worth over 100 zillions of dollars, and my hospital keys. They put me and my baby in the hospital and broke my baby 2 legs and sexual assaulted my children and crushed us.”
Still don’t believe it? We’ll keep your posted as to what happens (and what other startling information is revealed) post-court date.
