Kanye West’s twitter hasn’t lately been what it once was, but he’ll still hit us with a gem every now and then, like last night when he sent out five consecutive tweets telling the world what he wants for Christmas (starting with a tweet that read “ALL I WANT 4 XMAS!”).

Because he’s Kanye West, this is how the list unfolded:

- scarves that look like napkins
- a pretty lady
- a copy of Carine Roitfeld’s Irreverent
- whatever the hell this is
- a picture of a woman’s (??) butt

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