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Find out your pole-dancing pseudonym with Juicy J's stripper name generator

by Aaron Zorgel

November 8, 2012

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In a genius promotional tie-in with his hit stripper-anthem “Bandz A Make Her Dance,” Juicy J is offering his fans a chance to find out their personalized exotic dancer alter-egos with a patented Stripper Name Generator on his website.

Combining your first pet’s name with your first house’s street name is clearly a thing of the past, since Juicy J’s website uses complex algorithms (or something) to select the perfect personalized stripper name.

The Village Voice already had the brilliant idea of running rapper names through the generator, with hilarious results (Drake is Six-Pack Honkercock, in case you’re curious). My personal stripper name is Dixon Painpickle, and when you run “AUX TELEVISION” through the generator, you get this:

In Lil Wayne’s verse on “Bandz A Make Her Dance,” he asks (in a goblin-esque voice) “What’s your real name? / And not your stripper name.” With Juicy J’s Stripper Name Generator, you can do the opposite.

Find out your pole dancing pseudonym here, and listen to “Bandz A Make Her Dance” below.

Tags: Music, News, Juicy J

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