Guess which musician is the "UFO Researcher of the Year"
by Jeremy Mersereau
February 28, 2017
Hint (in extremely nasal pop-punk voice): "We all know conspiracies are duuumb."
Every year, among the InfoWars-addicted, Coast to Coast-listening conspiracy community, one lucky crackpot is chosen to be “UFO Researcher of the Year”, and the 26th recipient of the honour is a certain nasal-voiced pop-punk guitarist we all know and love (to dunk on) . Yes, it’s Tom DeLonge. Who else could it be?
It’s not hard to understand why Open Mind Productions (lol) might choose to bestow the prestigious award on DeLonge; after all, it’s not like dude stopped trying to spread the truth with “Aliens Exist”. You might remember that the Clinton email leak resulted in the widespread knowledge that DeLonge was corresponding with John Podesta about extraterrestrial visitors, and then there’s his 700-page Sekret Machines: Chasing Shadows book about our extraterrestrial friends.
“There’s a lot that I can’t say, but there’s some that I can. And I’m so appreciative that I’ve been acknowledged for this stuff, but I’m not done,” DeLonge says in his acceptance video, which you can watch below, as you scan for hidden Illuminati iconography. “I’m just like you guys. I spent 20 years up all night, reading about Roswell, Dulce, Serpo, Churchill, the crashes here, Nazis building craft there and Antarctica, what’s on Mars, what’s on the back of the moon, anomalous structures. I mean, I’ve done it all. I know it all.” DeLonge also promises a big project reveal in the 60 days, so stay tuned, true believers. Hopefully it’ll be a video of a real-life alien playing “Dammit,” and not, you know, a new Angels & Airwaves EP.