These aren't mine, so apologies to anyone who blogs and has read this a gazillion times, or anyone who's not from Toronto...hope it serves as a nice window into our great city for you.

You Know you're from Toronto When...

-A really great parking spot can move you to tears.

-You make well over $100,000/year and you still can't find a nice place to live.

-You realize there are far more rainbow flags in the city than Canadian flags.

-You haven't been to the CN Tower since you were six, but still have nightmares about that damn turbo elevator.

-You've had at least 3 bicycles stolen in the past 10 years.

-You've partied with at least one of the members of The Kids in the Hall

-You've fantasized about having sex in Casa Loma

-At least 3 of your friends have moved to Vancouver

-You never, never, never swim in the lake

-You've had a birthday party at the Organ Grinder or The Mad Hatter

-You know the correct answer to "Where do shopping carts go to die?" is "The Don River"

-You speak better Chinese than French

-The word "Cabbagetown" doesn't strike you as particularily amusing

-Castle Frank subway station remains one of the great mysteries of the universe for you.

-You know where to find dim sum, sushi, curry, Pad Thai, and a dildo at 3 am on a weeknight

-You consider eye contact a sign of hostility and an invasion of your privacy.

-It takes you half an hour to get to work by TTC and you are the envy of all your friends.

-You laugh heartily at people who refer to Highway four hundred and one.

-You can manuver your bike across Queen st. without getting caught in the streetcar tracks.

-You can name at least three locations of The Beer Store that are open till 11 PM.

-You have NEVER been to the Hard Rock Cafe

-You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Toronto.


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