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15:01: PAMELA SAYS GOOD "BYE"-WITABA
Published by MasterBiter on December 01, 2006 at: 12:09 pm (1371 days ago)
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Merry Christmas everyone, this week officially marked the start of the holiday season with something that can warm the cockles of any cynic's heart:

"KID ROCK AND PAMELA CALL IT QUITS AFTER 4-MONTHS"

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There's nothing quite like a high profile Hollywood divorce to get the Christmas season underway, and boy is this one a great story.

Yes only 4-months into their "perfect marriage", the man formerly known as Bob Ritchie and C.J from "Baywatch" are already calling their lawyers saying "Get me the fuck out of this".

Rumors are running rampant as to the reason behind the quick divorce. Many are saying that Rock was sick and tired of playing "Mr. Mom" with his child and Pamela's 2 children while she was out until the wee hours of the morning partying it up. It's kind of hard to defend Anderson when she herself told reporters recently that

"'When I go to Hollywood, I start at the Chateau Marmont and then I usually end up naked in David LaChapelle's studio taking crazy pictures. That's usually a night for me. Four or five in the morning, lying across a car in David's studio."<.i>

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Not to sound sarcastic, but did Kid Rock realize who he was marrying when he drunkily mumbled "Yeah huh" in favor of "I do"?

The latest rumour is my personal favorite where Kid Rock apparently took exception to Pamela's participation in the recent "Borat" movie where on lookers heard Rock call her a "slut" at a public screening for allowing herself to be a part of such a film. Umm...dude it was a comedy, in which she ran away from the guy? Maybe Rock was the last man on earth who didn't know about the "Tommy tape".

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The fact that Borat may be credited with breaking up the couple is the best thing to ever happen to Sascha Baron Cohen and gives him plenty of reason to shoot a sequel after the "Bruno" movie, with co-star Pamela Anderson as his new lovely bride.

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But the real story in this whole sordid affair is what is going to happen to Mr. Kid Rock? Let's face facts this is not 1999 anymore and the term "Bawitaba" has never been further from the pop culture lexicon than it is right now. Living off of Pamela was Rock's last attachment to the mainstream world and now without Pamela, we may see this once hip rocker fade into oblivion in some desolate trailer park where he originated from.

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Pamela has stated that she wants to end the marriage on good terms and that she is afraid of what her children may read about the divorce if it gets ugly. Quite frankly, I think Pamela should be a bit more concerned of what else her kids may find out about "Mommy" on the internet than a few harsh words from a guy that the kids probably have forgotten by now anyway.

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If there's one thing I can look back on it 2006, it was the fall of the "deadbeat". With both Kid Rock and Kevin Federline being dumped by their hotter halves, it's a sign that the beautiful people are finally coming to their senses and all is right with the world. No one that resembles Kid Rock or K-Fed should ever be caught with a chick like Pamela or a woman that used to be hot like Britney.

Because in the end, Pamela was able to prove correct a line from the song "Cowboy" and truly "smell a pig from a mile away".

JOPO