00:00:05:18 Previously on Talk Show Night at Juicebox Manor.
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00:00:27:08 Hello! You are watching a television show.
00:00:29:21 On that television show, we are interviewing Cancer Bats
00:00:32:08 inside of our house
00:00:33:20 and Metz are playing in the basement and
00:00:35:17 we are going to go learn how to wrestle right now
00:00:38:05 with 2009 Polaris Prize winner Fucked Up.
00:00:45:06 So alright we are here at Squared Circle Training
00:00:47:02 in North York with Damien from Fucked Up
00:00:49:19 and Taylor Wild from TVs TNA wrestling.
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00:01:02:05 You kind of incorporate some sort of wrestling tricks
00:01:06:00 -into Fucked up sets. -Absolutely.
00:01:08:16 Like I have gone through tables, I have taken chair shots,
00:01:11:18 I have played it, I steal wholesale from wrestling
00:01:14:18 and bring it into punk rock.
00:01:15:26 Punk for me is just delivery system for the rest of them,
00:01:19:06 so like Trojan Horse,
00:01:21:07 tomorrow is my birthday I am turning 30 and
00:01:24:08 so this is like one of those things that I wanted to do
00:01:27:17 for a long time so now it's off my list.
00:01:29:15 Well so we should get this shit kicked out of us.
00:01:31:17 -Let's go get beaten. -Awesome.
00:01:34:29 Okay do it one more time.
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00:02:23:20 There are levels of chops,
00:02:25:04 I am ready to have a good match with you chop
00:02:28:10 and I hope you don't end my life and I don't end yours.
00:02:30:08 You have do like the really light one, but don't kill him.
00:02:34:17 Oh yeah you feel it.
00:02:35:26 And there is the chop that can make you possibly
00:02:38:00 wet yourself or worse.
00:02:39:29 Oh wow! It totally hurts.
00:02:43:10 And then there is a chop that I am going to give Damien and
00:02:45:08 that's basically the... he is the mass kiss
00:02:48:16 and he wants me to hurt him so... ready!
00:03:02:02 It's like an autograph.
00:03:05:08 So run us down, we are about to learn body slamming.
00:03:09:09 Okay, So basically you are going to lift your opponent
00:03:11:04 as high as you can,
00:03:12:15 perfectly over your shoulder
00:03:14:05 and slam them into the mat, hence a body slam.
00:03:17:10 It's fantastic you are going to look them
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00:03:49:13 We have had a tremendously successful day
00:03:51:03 of leaning wrestling here at Squared Circle
00:03:53:02 with our good friend former TNA Knockout Champion
00:03:55:26 Taylor Wild and former Juno Nominee Damien
00:03:59:04 from Fucked Up.
00:04:00:08 -Current Polaris Nominee. -Current Polaris Nominee,
00:04:02:05 Damien from Fucked Up.
00:04:03:16 Exclaimed number on punk record of the year
00:04:08:08 2009 Damien from Fucked Up.
00:04:11:10 We are going to put all of the skills
00:04:13:14 that we have learned today in to use right now
00:04:15:11 in something that we call wrestling.
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00:05:02:03 So we just finished learning how to wrestle
00:05:05:04 and I feel amazing.
00:05:07:01 Damien your thoughts, feelings?
00:05:10:28 I feel accelerated, soar, but completely satisfied,
00:05:16:19 this is like capping of a year,
00:05:19:20 like starting within that 12 hours show
00:05:21:28 and we had Mobie... like all these special guests,
00:05:24:15 that shows [inaudible] Keith Morris,
00:05:26:28 like all these like big events.
00:05:28:20 This is probably like tops them all.
00:05:30:25 Currently at the time we are filming this,
00:05:32:07 you are a day before your 30th birthday.
00:05:35:28 Shauntele.
00:05:37:02 I would like to give you an autograph 8x 10
00:05:39:27 for your birthday.
00:05:41:18 Thank you very much.
00:05:44:09 Juicebox Manor, make your dreams come true.


00:00:01:28 Welcome back we are about to sit down and talk with Cancer Bats.
00:00:04:28 This is the band that I
00:00:06:02 and I think some of the people that make this show,
00:00:07:28 saw for the very first time,
00:00:09:09 in the back of the skate shop in Kensington
00:00:11:12 and they ruled and they played for like 10 people.
00:00:13:15 Now they are huge and they tour Europe in the world,
00:00:15:28 like all the time, they put out a record called
00:00:17:28 Hell Destroyer that was huge
00:00:19:17 they are actually in the middle of recording a follow up
00:00:21:10 and by the time you are watching this it's probably out.
00:00:23:16 So ladies and gentlemen, Cancer Bats.
00:00:26:28 There we go.
00:00:29:24 Come on in.
00:00:31:04 How is it going man?
00:00:36:02 There we go.
00:00:38:13 Well guys thank you very much for coming to chat today.
00:00:41:27 -Thanks for having us. -We really appreciate it.
00:00:43:04 Early morning.
00:00:44:28 I would like to point out,
00:00:46:01 the show was called Talk Show Night at Juicebox Manor,
00:00:48:19 but this is the earliest interview we have ever done,
00:00:51:11 we are totally spoiling it right now.
00:00:54:29 This illusion is just ruining it.
00:00:58:28 The show kids are on the internet,
00:01:00:05 like I would rather watch porn.
00:01:02:17 If anyone was on the internet watching anything
00:01:03:28 it's not taste.
00:01:05:01 And they just have this as the other window
00:01:06:12 when the mom comes in.
00:01:07:19 We are like a picture in picture pornography
00:01:08:19 always happening on the show to keep people.
00:01:10:29 They are like they are staring at boobs, oh yeah.
00:01:13:12 We are creating I think a really good sort of pavlovian response.
00:01:18:01 So next Sunday here Cancer Bats they are just going to get rage
00:01:20:28 ...And they are going to gel into it.
00:01:22:04 I like it.
00:01:23:27 Well you are welcome.
00:01:25:12 The reason we are here so early
00:01:26:23 is because you guys aren't record.
00:01:28:05 You mentioned earlier that you really wanted to own a car
00:01:32:14 and at least Mike, you really want to own car.
00:01:34:09 Do you think that this demo in process...
00:01:35:28 Not just a car.
00:01:37:08 Oh not just car there will be so much EPs
00:01:40:29 So do you think this record is going to be the car record?
00:01:46:15 I mean our last few records made us so rich like
00:01:49:28 that at this point like money is beyond even like our own.
00:01:53:13 I am using bills as toilet papers,
00:01:56:08 because we have Nelly's lip gloss guy.
00:01:58:16 We are such on a driven that they got a lip gloss guy,
00:02:01:06 we don't have a makeup person.
00:02:03:13 These ProTools, we have acquired to show on GarageBand.
00:02:08:03 We don't see it... we guys are professionals.
00:02:09:28 I really think you guys have got a good thing going on
00:02:12:12 and even in this beautiful house.
00:02:13:27 This seems refreshing.
00:02:15:08 Yeah, I mean there is like cameras and...
00:02:17:27 You can't see the lights on the camera,
00:02:19:10 but trust that they are great lights.
00:02:21:05 We will get a shot of them later.
00:02:23:25 We are doing alright now.
00:02:25:12 But I think it's also that we haven't had money for like
00:02:26:28 a really long time so I feel I don't know,
00:02:29:22 so used to living like really broke,
00:02:32:01 that I am like going over dinner?
00:02:33:20 What I am a millionaire?
00:02:35:19 I just made 50 bucks the other day working in a kitchen,
00:02:38:12 and it was like... should I like buy jewelry,
00:02:40:18 like this is... I don't even know what this looks like
00:02:43:28 someone has to count this for me.
00:02:45:15 You guys have kind of not been home a lot
00:02:48:19 for the last little while,
00:02:49:23 you have been trying to be everywhere it seems like,
00:02:52:20 Japan, Europe, Australia, has that been exciting,
00:02:58:02 has that been tiring or you are happy to get home
00:02:59:22 and be able to start working on the record?
00:03:01:09 I don't know I think we love being on tour,
00:03:02:29 I think that's like our main reason for doing this band,
00:03:05:26 it's not lip gloss guys.
00:03:07:28 It's for the kids, for music.
00:03:11:13 Because I think for the most part too,
00:03:13:10 our life style isn't being here,
00:03:16:07 so I think... And it hasn't been for a while.
00:03:17:28 You are like oh wait you have a job and then you are like...
00:03:21:24 all my friends have jobs.
00:03:22:27 So we end up like calling each other, or like our merch guy,
00:03:26:25 what are you doing nothing cool,
00:03:28:09 or you end up hanging out with other guys and bands,
00:03:30:18 like when they are home,
00:03:32:06 because they are again the guys that don't have jobs,
00:03:34:04 so you are like what's up,
00:03:37:25 you just dropped your girlfriend off of work,
00:03:39:13 let's sit in the park.
00:03:41:07 Sounds like a lovely time.
00:03:42:16 You know what Wade MacNeil Alexisonfire
00:03:45:12 great guy to go get coffee in the park.
00:03:48:07 That's sounds really nice. Good.
00:03:49:16 It sounds like friendship advertisement for Wade MacNeil.
00:03:51:28 If people are looking.
00:03:52:28 If you are looking for a friend Wade,
00:03:55:16 you are going to Iceland in a couple of weeks I guess
00:04:01:02 On 16th we leave.
00:04:03:05 Is that like crazy because now you can look back and do like,
00:04:05:13 you have literally kind of been it seems everywhere
00:04:08:09 is there somewhere left that you want to go?
00:04:10:18 I really want to go to Israel,
00:04:12:19 you definitely like meet a lot of kids that are from Israel
00:04:15:02 that are just like... they play Cancer Bats at the bars,
00:04:17:27 come to Israel, that's so crazy to me.
00:04:21:10 Like the US, like when we first went were like...
00:04:23:05 oh this cool we are doing it
00:04:24:10 and then going to other places
00:04:25:18 but I remember when we first went to Australia,
00:04:27:10 we had came from European tour
00:04:29:16 and we were like swimming in the ocean and I was just like...
00:04:33:10 someone though it was a good idea to bring us here.
00:04:36:12 Like in someone's mind they were like
00:04:37:28 oh yes spending all those money to bring
00:04:39:15 Cancer Bats to Australia, that totally makes sense to me,
00:04:42:04 kind of backstroke.
00:04:45:19 Is that when your egos just gone totally out of control.
00:04:48:28 No more that's when.
00:04:50:01 I think it almost like kicked up in my mind like just how lucky,
00:04:53:24 I remember that, broke my brain, just sobbing with the beats.
00:04:57:14 Thank you.
00:04:59:03 So we are going to be back with more with you guys
00:05:01:09 right now we are going to take a break
00:05:02:10 and then a performance from Metz in the basement
00:05:05:03 which you guys I think are excited about
00:05:07:18 because you love that band.
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00:00:02:06 Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Toronto weird,
00:00:04:25 awesome, punk rock, noisy and craziness, Metz.
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00:03:01:10 Can we post throw about how good bands we are...
00:03:03:27 Yeah totally...
00:03:07:23 It's a busy day in the house.
00:03:09:08 There is so much going on.
00:03:13:18 It's a beehive.
00:03:14:21 Alright, we are back with the Cancer Bats
00:03:16:07 and we are going to do the Rorschach test.
00:03:19:16 We are going to see just how totally fucked up you guys are.
00:03:23:09 Now Rorschach Test, Hermann Rorschach invented it in 1921,
00:03:27:04 I think we all know that...
00:03:29:18 And basically you got an email,
00:03:31:03 that all the people are like... oh, now people can like...
00:03:34:07 now people can cheat, basically we can cheat on
00:03:36:07 the Rorschach Test which is not the point.
00:03:38:21 That's the whole point of the internet though, is to
00:03:41:00 be able to cheat, enable people to cheat as much as possible
00:03:43:16 And I think we have reached the sort of alternate point
00:03:45:28 of cheating where you can now fake being crazy.
00:03:49:08 I wish I had cheated.
00:03:50:23 I am glad you haven't.
00:03:52:26 Alright well let's get into it.
00:03:54:13 So basically everyone I think knows
00:03:55:29 how the Rorschach Test works.
00:03:57:18 Do you guys know how the Rorschach Test works?
00:03:59:10 You show us the inkblots and we tell you...
00:04:01:17 What you see and then I looked at the computer
00:04:03:21 and Wikipedia will tell me if you are crazy about this.
00:04:06:11 We are checking, number one.
00:04:10:08 Take your time, what you guys see?
00:04:13:18 It looks like the piglet from Winnie the Pooh,
00:04:16:15 looks like the two of him partying over a Stanley cup.
00:04:23:28 See what he is talking about.
00:04:27:08 No I totally see it man, looks like
00:04:30:02 some mountains on the valley.
00:04:32:23 Mike is a hippie.
00:04:33:29 Fairly none of those things are popular mostly.
00:04:37:03 You guys don't see vagina.
00:04:38:20 You are crazy.
00:04:40:24 Apparently one of the most popular responses is a bat guys.
00:04:44:18 That's what I mean like those are the lamer ones like,
00:04:48:18 it looks like a clown...
00:04:49:22 fuck off!
00:04:51:27 And it doesn't say if you see piglet partying with
00:04:54:05 the Stanley cup is not listed in the Wikipedia.
00:04:56:21 The middle is you know...
00:04:57:26 In fact I can see the Stanley cup.
00:04:59:24 Middle is the Stanley cup and that's like get in there...
00:05:02:13 It's supposed to be Stanley cup and then the ears that's
00:05:05:11 piglet's ears and his little legs and his arms
00:05:07:13 and you see what I am saying...
00:05:08:23 I think it looks more like dumbbell, like these are ears
00:05:10:10 these are trampling down instead of standing sideways.
00:05:13:12 Dumbbell is like drinking out of the Stanley...
00:05:20:23 Yeah, feel like we all came together on that one.
00:05:22:06 I think that's actually what it's going to print it,
00:05:25:06 proper is...
00:05:27:28 Number three, I lost number two
00:05:30:02 Rorschach actually good segue is like a...
00:05:35:18 Here we go.
00:05:39:13 The band that probably influenced him.
00:05:41:05 I thought Under Oath was the first metal core band.
00:05:43:13 Is that not?
00:05:47:13 I read this book.
00:05:48:18 But yeah it's the bottle, you maybe familiar with it...
00:05:52:03 Got some stuff in there about metal core.
00:05:55:16 I thought she is just talking about Christian Metal core.
00:06:04:13 The first to last song on...
00:06:14:23 Do you think there was blood in that home made wine
00:06:16:19 they gave us?
00:06:17:26 Sweet Rorschach Test guys.
00:06:19:24 I feel like we got two.
00:06:21:16 I think there is one that looks like a Muff.
00:06:23:08 Yeah there was a...
00:06:26:13 They look like Muffs, I think that's the conclusion.
00:06:28:17 I am pretty into Muffs.
00:06:29:22 I don't care anymore.
00:06:31:02 We are probably over the Rorschach Test, we are done,
00:06:32:27 we are done here.
00:06:33:28 I like how we were like un-induced we seem to have
00:06:35:08 doing it but like it's our idea.
00:06:40:08 This is our show.
00:06:43:00 Producers of this show are dicks.
00:06:44:26 Total assholes, well guys thank you so much for coming here.
00:06:52:23 Alright so we are going to take a break and then we are going to
00:06:54:13 come back with more rock and roll and then grand finale of
00:06:56:14 Talk Show Night at Juicebox Manor.


00:00:02:21 Once again Metz.
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