#Top40Tweets for the week: @T-Pain drops $70 million at a liquor store, @Wale custom fingernail art, and @SnoopDogg’s dealer is Darth Vader
by Aaron Zorgel
January 20, 2012
At the end of each week, #Top40Tweets lists a cross-section of artists on the current pop charts and puts their tweets on display (along with their current chart number) for your enjoyment/scrutiny. This week, we look at 6 artists on the Billboard Music Charts.
#29: T-Pain – 5 O’Clock feat. Lily Allen, Wiz Khalifa
Just went ham sandwich in the liquor store. But what the fuck happened at the bottom there😳😲 http://t.co/RJ8UNW4j— T-Pain (@TPAIN) January 16, 2012
I can just see T-Pain slapping down all his cash, every credit card, every investment bond, and the deed to his house on the liquor store counter, while flashing a jewel-encrusted golden-grilled smile: “Will this cover it?” Then he winks.
FUN FACT: T-Pain bought 16 bottles of Nuvo Lemon Sorbet!!! And why wouldn’t he? Look how classy it is:
#47: Taylor Swift – Ours
Apparently my only way of dealing with a remote control that isn't working right is to bang it on the table and scream 'COME ON!'— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) January 14, 2012
Boring Middle Class White People: “She’s just like us!”
FUN FACT: Except that she’s worth $80 million. She can afford to break about a million remote controls more than the average middle class white person.
#1 (R&B/Hip-Hop Songs): Wale – Lotus Flower Bomb feat. Rick Ross
Even Willard Wigan, microsculpter extraordinare, is impressed by this.
FUN FACT: Wigan is known for creating microscopic works of art, including this fairy sitting on the head of a pin:
(Uncharted): Meek MIll – Ima Boss (Remix) feat. Rick Ross, Lil Wayne
My teacher told me I was a piece of shit....seen her da other day driving a piece of shit— Meek Mill (@MeekMill) January 6, 2012
FUN FACT: Meek Mill’s highest performing single “Ima Boss” peaked at #101 on the Billboard Charts – just edging him out of of the Top 100. The song performed better on the R&B/Hip-Hop charts, peaking at #20.
#9: Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa – Young, Wild, and Free feat. Bruno Mars
Thinking about joining tha dark side... http://t.co/oEvwYgjE— Snoop Dogg (@SnoopDogg) January 19, 2012
Anti-Gravity Hydro Space Kush is the new designer celeb weed of choice.
FUN FACT: “Wiz, I am your Doggfather” should probably be a line in Snoop & Wiz Khalifa’s upcoming comedy, “High School.”
Best week ever.— Mr. Carter (@S_C_) January 15, 2012