A few days ago, Alexisonfire’s long-dormant website (www.theonlybandever.com, which is still funny) began a mysterious countdown.
It’s probably counting down to a tour announcement. But what if it’s not? I know. Here are 7 other possible conclusions to this ominous ticking clock.
|The band rescinds all rights and royalties to their namesake, Alexis Fire the lactating contortionist stripper
|Dance-off just like the “Water Wings” video
So many great moves demonstrated in the video for “Water Wings (And Other Poolside Fashion Faux Pas).” Could this be the real-life event we were promised to many years ago?
|Kickstarter campaign to make Wade grow back his sideburns.
It was a good look.
|Kickstarter campaign to make George grow back his massive old hair.
Anyone old-ish enough to remember being, like, shocked by the end of the big hair era? Also a good look.
|Poorly calculated “end of the world” Mayan calendar
Who didn’t get swept up in this after seeing 2012? Great flick.
|Helicon Blue reunion tour
For the realest of real-fans. Tours alongside Condemning Salem.
|Alexisonfire announces the tour dates for their run of final shows
Well, yeah. But boring prediction-wise.